Seems I've been doing a lot of these as of late, but I can't resist when I've got comedy gold like this.
So today's spammer is brought to you by "questionable hobbies."
Try to make all of the poles identical and that one oddball so odd that there is NO WAY I can mistake it in the dark for a regular pole.
So you go pole spotting in the dark? Whatever floats your boat. If that's your hobby, though, wouldn't making all the poles identical make it a really boring hobby? Or is it just that you want your favorite pole to really stand out?
Today's spammer is brought to you by "unintentional hilarity."
These deppresants are wrongly sometimes writtenabated to as travelers? diarrhea.
This is one of the few spam attempts that has actually made me laugh. Use machine translators responsibly, children.
Got a couple real gems for you today. The first one is brought to you by "monkeys on typewriters."
I did a search on the topic and found the majority of persons will have the same opinion with your blog.
This on one of my past spammer posts. Because when you churn out enough I this crap, you'll accidentally be on topic eventually. I'm sure most bloggers would agree that spammers are annoying. Your URL still pegs you as a spammer, though. NEXT!
Next up, we have a little nugget brought to you by "inappropriate metaphors."
Then the biggest and most expensive game of chess seen, a two legged semi final to decide who will be at Wembley for the European Cup Final 2011.
I've heard soccer (or football as it's known across the pond) called many things, but chess? Don't even get me started on the ridiculous wording. Oh, and the 2011 final was May of last year. Way to stay up to date with your spam.
Three hundred and seven rejected spammers and counting.
That's how many spammer approval attempts I've rejected. I like to think of it as my "stupid people census." Keep proving me right. I enjoy frustrating spammers.
Yeah... I got this little gem in my gmail inbox today, which only reinforced what I said about the state of multiplayer video games these days. It purported to be from "firstname.lastname@example.org." The source headers tell a different story, but you probably guessed that already.
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Along with hacks, we've also got some general discussion sections, hacking tutorials and tools, porn, free giveaways and much more. This site has been conditioned to meet all your needs in terms of resources so be sure to take a look and tell us what you think.
the [url removed] team.
I just don't get it.
My blog uses admin comment approval. So I have to approve one of your comments before you can post anything. Thus, you will never be able to post anything here. That won't be changing. Ever. Those of you that keep trying despite this are just stupid. I do miss the machine translated/engrish fake post approval attempts though. At least those were amusing.
Thank you, thank you
Your very welcome. It's nice to be appreciated. If you're going to attempt spamming my blog, it's important to be polite about it.
I congratulate, it seems remarkable idea to me is
Hopefully the sudden stop was caused by a realization of how shallow and lonely a life a spammer leads.
Seriously? What could possibly convince me to approve a random comment asking for help identifying random files suspected to be viruses (to which I would reply by telling you you're an idiot) sandwiched between lines of text reading "iphone 4 unlock" and variants thereof. Not everyone is as stupid as you are. Not many, sadly, but not everyone.
Been a while since I did one of these, but this one was too good not to post.
Today's approval attempt is brought to you by cold, brutal honesty.
Hahahaha. Im not too birhgt today. Great post!
No, no you're not.